Monday, 28 May 2012
News from Crimefest 2012 ...
Thomas Enger walks over to introduce himself to Lee Child. Thomas opens his mouth to speak. A seagull shits on them both. Not ideal, but something to tell the family.
Steve Mosby takes a walk for a late night ciggie. Is asked to hold a policeman’s horse while the policeman goes inside for a piss.
The local late-night kebab shop runs out of meat after visits from hungry crime writers/ readers/ reviewers.
BLOOD TEARS from one Michael J. Malone (who he?)sells out in the festival bookshop.
I It is announced that the super-talented Declan Burke wins The Goldsboro Last Laugh Award with the frankly wonderful Absolute Zero Cool. Go buy it now – and see what comic genius looks like.
What else do you need to know?
Only 8 weeks to go till it all starts up again at Harrogate. Wuhoo.