I so want one...don't need one...wouldn't use it properly...I have stuff that does separately what the ipad does...but still I WANT one...and there you have the igenius of the good folks at Apple.
In any case, people I have an alternative...
the ITIT.
How about Apple go for a breast implant that can store and play music?
The iTit could cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. Wiring could be worked in to the wearer's bra...there are wires there already right? Wi-fi connectivity and bish, bash, bosh you can download your favourite tracks.
This would be considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
this should have been posted on the 1st - but go with me on this one people.
ReplyDeleteMust confess to being underwhelmed by i-pad. As for the i-tit, I think I'll have to get back to you on that one ... :)
ReplyDeleteRALMAO, you are so totally warped! Did you have just a wee sip too much last night?
ReplyDeleteSo I guess you've been drinking since the 31st...okay, makes sense now.
ReplyDeleteMarley, excuse my ignorance (on several levels) but what does RALMAO mean?
ReplyDelete"men staring at their breasts and not listening to them" - :)))))))))))))))))
ReplyDeleteMichael, they should hire you to be a host on those TV shop channels :)
it sounds like a good invention, i think. it's something a man would most likely want to hold on to, sort of like a pacifier. maybe they could have a burping app for it
ReplyDeleteyou know, I think you have something there, Thea. You should go and patent that asap.
ReplyDeletei think it might be the kind of pacificer that could actually achieve world peace. imagine a world when men were so preoccupied with the magnificence of their own boobies which would keep them distracted and/or satisfied long enough to stop fighting. calling mr jobs...your cup runneth over...again
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