Sunday 4 April 2010

Forget the Ipad...

...you could be forgiven if you thought the world had gone Apple imad (see what I did there?) with all this talk about the ipad. Every news bulletin, every newspaper, every blog is blethering on about it.

I so want one...don't need one...wouldn't use it properly...I have stuff that does separately what the ipad does...but still I WANT one...and there you have the igenius of the good folks at Apple.

In any case, people I have an alternative...

the ITIT.



How about Apple go for a breast implant that can store and play music?


The iTit could cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. Wiring could be worked in to the wearer's bra...there are wires there already right? Wi-fi connectivity and bish, bash, bosh you can download your favourite tracks.

This would be considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

9 comments:

  1. this should have been posted on the 1st - but go with me on this one people.

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  2. Must confess to being underwhelmed by i-pad. As for the i-tit, I think I'll have to get back to you on that one ... :)

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  3. RALMAO, you are so totally warped! Did you have just a wee sip too much last night?

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  4. So I guess you've been drinking since the 31st...okay, makes sense now.

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  5. Marley, excuse my ignorance (on several levels) but what does RALMAO mean?

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  6. "men staring at their breasts and not listening to them" - :)))))))))))))))))
    Michael, they should hire you to be a host on those TV shop channels :)

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  7. it sounds like a good invention, i think. it's something a man would most likely want to hold on to, sort of like a pacifier. maybe they could have a burping app for it

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  8. you know, I think you have something there, Thea. You should go and patent that asap.

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  9. i think it might be the kind of pacificer that could actually achieve world peace. imagine a world when men were so preoccupied with the magnificence of their own boobies which would keep them distracted and/or satisfied long enough to stop fighting. calling mr jobs...your cup runneth over...again

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