Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Containing Nuts

Today I am assisting the BBC as they promote information on public health. In their efforts to provide an excellent public service they offer all sorts of information on their website. News, opinion, information, education etc etc.

I read a piece of info on their site this morning that I just HAVE to share with you. It really is ground-breaking! News that will put many minds across the world at rest.

Here it is.

Are you sitting comfortably?

Take a deep breath. And exhale slowly...and as you read this remember that it came from the BBC. That is -for the avoidance of doubt - the British Broadcasting Corporation.

And I quote...

Testicular Cancer does not occur in women.

Wow. Unbefuckinglievable.

It’s so good you need to read it twice.

Testicular Cancer does not occur in women.

Holy scrotum, Batman.

As I read it this morning I heard a noise across the world. Like a soft exhalation. Female hypochondriacs all over the world breathing a sigh of relief ‘cos they have one less thing to worry about. ..

...they are never, ever gonna get cancer in their testiculars. I know. Good innit?

Now we just need to get cracking on the research that will prove once and for all that men with a droopy labia are not more prone to hayfever.


  1. At least they can't be sued for false information.

    Who's in charge over there anyway?

  2. Who's in charge? The politically correct. Which is why I haven't got a chance.